- One SUV crammed with two-months salary worth of gifts for inlaws
- One three-year-old
- 400 miles worth of open highway to drive
- Inlaws (any amount will do)
- Four heavy Christmas dinners with all the "fixin's"
Directions: Combine ingredients and set tension level to medium for two days. On the third day, raise tension level to high and allow to boil over. Serve and enjoy.
Damn it's good to be home. 4 Christmases in 5 days is way too much holly freakin' jolly for me. I just settled in with a nice glass of eggnog that I make out of bourbon and nothing else.
Anyway, I have a lot of Christmas horror stories, some of which I might share. Actually, though, it wasn't all bad. I did get a few things from my wishlist. Plus I'm still on vacation for a few more days, so I've got that going for me.
Well, here's to wishing you all a happy post-Christmas recovery.
tagged: Christmas, hangover, bourbon