Three O'Clock in the Morning

I think that DIY, in-home cranial injection idea i...

2013-05-08T15:16:10.457-05:00

I think that DIY, in-home cranial injection idea is gold! Le't get a Kickstarter going!

were i bald, or balding, i would want the option o...

2013-05-08T14:04:28.589-05:00

were i bald, or balding, i would want the option of a multi needled "hat", said platlet infused blood filling each tiny point, so i could don the '
panama of pain' just once, rather than having some sweaty, fumble-fingered devry tech screw up any number of wildly varying injections...

i'm jes' saying.

Dude, just shave it. You won't look as good a...

2013-05-07T19:30:37.082-05:00

Dude, just shave it. You won't look as good as me (no one does), but it will get you past that awkward stage.

Another old fart and I commiserated several times ...

2013-02-22T17:50:10.572-06:00

Another old fart and I commiserated several times yesterday about the 'tonnage' of snow we shifted throughout the day, as well as swore up and down that we'd each buy a snow blower come Spring, when they {theoretically} go on sale.

I will admit neither of us did as sterling a job as you did on your driveway (show-off), but then we stopped and fortified ourselves several times with generous amounts of Boulevard’s Harvest Dance during our shoveling.

On the other hand, it might have been the most fun I’ve had clearing snow. Hell, by the time the wives shooed us inside the house we were singing sea shanties…

This would have been the perfect year to own a sno...

2013-02-22T14:38:30.451-06:00

This would have been the perfect year to own a snow blower. We had our driveway plowed, but the snow was so heavy and slick and I still had to handle a lot of it with a shovel anyway. I have a little too much "advanced experience in the role of life" for that crap.

it has the similarities of a Ibiza hound food for ...

2013-02-15T13:15:11.599-06:00

it has the similarities of a Ibiza hound food for thought perhaps breed with a coyote

I post most of my pics on twitter and Facebook. M...

2013-02-07T23:32:44.591-06:00

I post most of my pics on twitter and Facebook. Maybe I should revive my blog with a weekly or monthly photo essay. There seems to be a small audience for that Not a bad idea,

Great point, AJ. I considered having them ship to ...

2013-02-07T22:45:04.410-06:00

Great point, AJ. I considered having them ship to my office, but wanted to make sure my ladies at home had a chance to chow down. Maybe I need another subscription…

I'm in! I've been wanting healthier snacks...

2013-02-07T22:34:27.769-06:00

I'm in! I've been wanting healthier snacks for work and this would definitely seem to fit the bill.

Hah! You'll dig it the most. Let me know what ...

2013-02-07T21:43:36.917-06:00

Hah! You'll dig it the most. Let me know what you like from Graze. It all looks good.

As for TLBS... I'm looking forward to seeming more of your pics!

This sounds really cool and I'm going to sign ...

2013-02-07T18:57:44.532-06:00

This sounds really cool and I'm going to sign up tonight. I really, really like this idea! Thanks!

Good work from The Last Blogger Standing.

Tut looks just as what my grandfather had describe...

2012-11-07T18:46:55.599-06:00

Tut looks just as what my grandfather had described to me.

Gene pool, of course!

2012-11-01T15:54:40.566-05:00

Gene pool, of course!

something somthing jones pool something something ...

2012-09-18T11:23:04.100-05:00

something somthing jones pool something something cougars

"Statistically speaking, you're still ...

2012-09-12T09:55:33.180-05:00
"Statistically speaking, you're still more likely to win your state lottery than 'face certain death' form a terrorist."

Exactly. That's what's so annoying... being "protected" from something that's not likely to happen anyway (and then hearing politicians both take credit for it and promise that we still need it).

Re: Nora's point about the danger of spouses, I fully expect the next administration to propose sweeping legislation to prosecute the "War on Radical Spouses." God Save The Queen!

"We cheer our leaders when they kill the righ...

2012-09-11T19:48:56.104-05:00
"We cheer our leaders when they kill the right people, because they are doing so that we will never again face certain death at the hands of those who wish us harm."

Statistically speaking, you're still more likely to win your state lottery than 'face certain death' form a terrorist.

And Nora gently points out (I've no idea why) that most deaths at the hand of others in this country are still enacted by spouses, families or significant others.

Well, I guess we're probably **safer**. I'...

2012-09-11T18:24:03.425-05:00
Well, I guess we're probably **safer**. I'm just not sure it's worth the trade off.

there are giant lists of things floating around th...

2012-09-11T17:06:14.190-05:00
there are giant lists of things floating around the internet talking about things that people used to do and can't imagine their kids doing it now. what is used to be normal is now crazy bordering on criminal.no one knows if it made us or our kids any safer.

Since late May, early June - that's how long t...

2012-07-31T16:03:15.290-05:00
Since late May, early June - that's how long the noisy little buggers have been around this year.

Oh, and not for nuthin', but's exactly how we started a family: took a stick and poked her shells...

i just browsed your deth partner's blog; dolla...

2012-06-30T09:07:47.718-05:00
i just browsed your deth partner's blog; dollars to doughnuts she's makin' you guys play a thrash tune about peytion manning. or bret's micropenis.

you should be ashamed.

That is hilariously awesome. I'll give it to h...

2012-06-07T14:27:18.647-05:00
That is hilariously awesome. I'll give it to him. He studied it for awhile. Then took the "suggestion" from dad and did the Paul Revere thing.

Showed the vid to the Astas and their first questi...

2012-06-06T13:00:44.586-05:00
Showed the vid to the Astas and their first question was "Can we get light syits like that for ballet?" Followed by "When can we go to Japan?"

Who ever did the choregraphy/lighting did a GREAT job.

I absolutely tie in with anything you've prese...

2012-05-09T14:39:25.904-05:00
I absolutely tie in with anything you've presented us.

Very cool. Cheers.

2012-04-26T08:30:57.432-05:00
Very cool.

Cheers.

lovely but now i'm upset damn it

2012-04-25T11:35:39.588-05:00
lovely

but now i'm upset damn it