tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11932117.post4058866218493368082..comments2023-12-11T16:47:48.512-06:00Comments on Three O'Clock in the Morning: Merry Bloody ChristmasFletcherDodgehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00870340800475532887noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11932117.post-1192967984475772662008-01-03T12:47:00.000-06:002008-01-03T12:47:00.000-06:00I'm so, soo glad I run through my blogroll as I ea...I'm so, soo glad I run through my blogroll as I eat lunch at my desk. <BR/><BR/>I'm gonna come back and read the rest (I had to stop at "cauterize"...and no, I don't know how I even made it THAT far) later.<BR/><BR/>You should write for Weight Watchers.Faithhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13586875268181033533noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11932117.post-58966082293378288782008-01-03T06:51:00.000-06:002008-01-03T06:51:00.000-06:00yes - it is a failing [and probably an indicator o...yes - it is a failing [and probably an indicator of sociopathy if not worse] but i was unable to continue reading after "...just the right size to top a Wheat Thin..." as i could not stop laughing.<BR/><BR/>my commendations to your SMW! - that is possibly the most dilligent effort i have ever heard of put into getting a <I>canapé</I> just right!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11932117.post-21508751014087702362008-01-03T01:32:00.000-06:002008-01-03T01:32:00.000-06:00I had to stop reading this the first time because ...I had to stop reading this the first time because I started to hear the ocean. Damn!Spyderhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10469832764480816567noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11932117.post-41408937241602908832008-01-02T19:37:00.000-06:002008-01-02T19:37:00.000-06:00reading this story is like watching someone get ki...reading this story is like watching someone get kicked in the balls, it hurts.kcmeeshahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16640259113083899984noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11932117.post-83347463590471834022008-01-02T16:33:00.000-06:002008-01-02T16:33:00.000-06:00I think your wife deserves a bigger diamond ring.O...I think your wife deserves a bigger diamond ring.<BR/><BR/>Oh wait. That wasn't the purpose of this post?<BR/><BR/>In that case, I hope she's better.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11932117.post-36087137878554298952008-01-02T16:02:00.000-06:002008-01-02T16:02:00.000-06:00That's what she gets for cutting the cheese in fro...That's what she gets for cutting the cheese in front of the in-laws. Everyone know you save that for the bedroom. Hello <A HREF="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dutch+oven" REL="nofollow">Dutch Oven!</A><BR/><BR/>Seriously, I hope she is O.K. in the long run."The D"https://www.blogger.com/profile/09705821841129524061noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11932117.post-45209366946194234392008-01-02T15:41:00.000-06:002008-01-02T15:41:00.000-06:00I think I'll take this little gizmo off my bridal ...I think I'll take this little gizmo off my bridal registry...<BR/><BR/>On a good note, anytime I'm hungry and it's not during breakfast, lunch or dinner, I will come back to review the picture and subsequently lose my appetite.Melindahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05321872473726824271noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11932117.post-39749898486601625422008-01-02T15:26:00.000-06:002008-01-02T15:26:00.000-06:00This will be one of those, "Remember the Christmas...This will be one of those, "Remember the Christmas mom hacked her thumb off" tales to tell for years to come. At least she didn't get the Red Ryder and shoot her eye out. <BR/><BR/>Still...girl, be careful!!!<BR/><BR/>I guess the moral of the story could be, "Beware of cutting the cheese."<BR/><BR/>Good in any situation, I'd say.Amyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16689232232780690456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11932117.post-56462368058989800202008-01-02T13:27:00.000-06:002008-01-02T13:27:00.000-06:00Chimpo, Actually, we pickled the severed thumb in ...Chimpo, <BR/><BR/>Actually, we pickled the severed thumb in a small jar and made a Christmas tree ornament out of it.FletcherDodgehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00870340800475532887noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11932117.post-81467316675622145692008-01-02T13:26:00.000-06:002008-01-02T13:26:00.000-06:00Shane, they gave her a prescription for hydrocodon...Shane, they gave her a prescription for <A HREF="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrocodone" REL="nofollow">hydrocodone</A> (aka, Vicodin), which is okay I guess, but I was hoping for some medical marijuana... for my wife of course.FletcherDodgehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00870340800475532887noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11932117.post-28809149133842893592008-01-02T13:10:00.000-06:002008-01-02T13:10:00.000-06:00Since they said it was dead and couldn't be reatta...Since they said it was dead and couldn't be reattached, I assume you used the chilled piece to make a nice thumb sausage triscuit sandwich?<BR/><BR/>Either that, or if you saved it, I'll bring my toenail to the next meetup and we can compare notes.Chimpotlehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12506150226934602028noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11932117.post-6247718260256976262008-01-02T12:49:00.000-06:002008-01-02T12:49:00.000-06:00That is perhaps the most disgustingly awesome stor...That is perhaps the most disgustingly awesome story I've heard today. I hope that they gave your SMW some good pain meds.Shanehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04529071242624588615noreply@blogger.com