Attention everyone! I forgot to mention the other day that I was very appreciative of the birthday wishes the coolest of you bestowed u...

I really felt bad about it. I hadn't meant to shoot the guy in the back. He didn't even seem to notice the thick, red, coagulating l...

When you work in an office like mine, there's plenty of opportunity for awkward situations when you venture outside the three and a half...

A few weeks ago someone sent me a meme, one of the questions of which was "how often do you embarrass yourself" (my answer? Contin...