In case you haven't heard, our good friend Joe, former proprietor of Hip Suburban White Guy , recently got a new gig at a new cube farm....

Yes, Mr. Zimmerman, we've had our best people crunching through your data and I just wanted to schedule this quick call to present some ...

It would be great if, like my Chrome browser, Life had a 'Restore' button tagged: Chrome , browser , haiku , poetry , inter...

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I recently discovered a flaw in my morning routine. A typical work-a-day morning for me goes something like this: Get up, get ready for work...

I've kind of been bringing my own coffee in to work a lot lately. Our office coffee is that vacuum packed Folgers stuff. Frankly, it...

When you work in an office like mine, there's plenty of opportunity for awkward situations when you venture outside the three and a half...

This morning I was reminded that when you hear only a portion of a conversation, the phrase "tire tubes" can sound comically simil...

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As some of you may be aware, I've been working for several years on an evil plan to take over the world. If you're not aware of that...

TO: Whom it may concern FROM: emawkc DATE: 04.11.08 RE: Your glasses This note is to let you know that I found your Anne Klein prescription ...

T he Midwest Express Boeing 717 was on its way down the tarmac, lining up for takeoff. I had already placed my stewardess in her original up...

I can only conclude that the men who work on my floor are pigs. Or at least one of them is. He's probably from some hicktight suburb on ...

I've never been one to give too much credence to dreams. I never really thought there was any kind of deep message in them, never assume...

People sometimes forget that adversity is often accompanied by opportunity. You know, every cloud has a silver lining and all that rot? I wa...

Holy CRAP I was busy today. I mean BIZ-ZAY!!! I was busier than a one-legged man in a keester kickin' contest. Busier than a five-dollar...

There are so many non-stories out there this week that it's making me feel anti-inspired. I mean, I care so little about these things th...

I'm crazy with conference calls all morning, so I'm focused on taking notes, looking at PowerPoint presentations and contributing as...

NCTRNLinKC recently posted about his (her?) first experience with the hookah , saying he went along for the ride but, like a recent former...