Suburban living for the 21st century male has several key milestones. There's the point where you decide to pay a guy to take care of ...

It is said that over time, married couples begin to resemble one another. Fortunately for my Supermodel Wife, this isn't the case in our...

So I'm laying in bed, fast asleep at the quiet dark hour of 3:30 this morning when suddenly and without provocation a demon from the ver...

I recently discovered a flaw in my morning routine. A typical work-a-day morning for me goes something like this: Get up, get ready for work...

So I'm cruising easily down the K12, the quadruple black diamond run at the exclusive ski resort where our family traditionally spends o...

I'm going to my high school class reunion this weekend, (yes, there was a time when I had class). To mark the occasion I thought I'd...

I first met George about two years ago. It was a week or two after we moved into our house. I was in the back yard trying to do something ab...

Yesterday, KCMeesha wished us all a Happy International Day of the Cat , to which I say "Hsssssss" It's long been my considere...

I'm sorry to report that my plan to win the lottery and retire has hit a slight snag. tagged: economy

It was a dirty, sweaty job, but it needed doing and the weather last Saturday was perfect for doing it. Like many across the metro this year...

It's nice to not be informed. It lets you go about your day happily unaware of what the hell is going on in the world. It allows you to ...

The panicked squeal of the dog was followed instantly by the sound of something dragging behind my car along the gravel driveway. I immediat...

To her credit, not that she needs more credit in my book, my supermodel wife didn't swear. Didn't cuss, didn't really scream lik...

You can learn a lot of good life lessons on a daily basis if, like me, you make a lot of stoopid mistakes. Today is a great example. Everyth...