Friday, November 20, 2009

Bullitt list -- 11.20.09

Today's category: Goin' Rogue

  • Lot's of news on the ladies health care front. First a group appointed by the Federal Department of Health and Human Services (Kathleen Sebelius, proprietor) said women don't need to get mammograms until they're 50 (rather than 40) and they don't need to get them as often.

    Next, another group said women don't need to get Pap smears as early nor as often.

    It’s pretty clear to see where this is going. When the Gubmint takes over your health care, they're going to need a way to cut spending. The solution, tell you that you don't need as much health care and then not give it to you. Problem solved.

  • I heard the talking heads on the insipid morning show this morning bemoaning the departure of Oprah Winfrey from the airwaves in 2011.

    The final comment that made me leave the room was when one of the ditsy hosts asked a guest "expert" "How will the audience fill the void left by the departure of Oprah's show?"

    Are you kidding me? Look at the ratings, toots. There is no void left by Oprah's show. Why do you think she's calling it quits to begin with? When you're best ratings come from an interview with Sarah Palin, you're probably doing well if you can keep yourself from taking a flying leap off the Hancock Center.

  • Think the Great Banker Bailout of 2009 was fun? Well, just wait until next year when we all get to bail out the entire state of California.

    The LA Times reported that there's no end in site to CA's budget woe's -- currently in a $21 billion deficit -- even after the latest tax increases and draconian cuts in state services.

    It's okay though. California has a plan. They have enacted stricter energy efficiency standards on televisions sets that will probably increase the price of the TV's and encourage people to buy new HDTVs in Nevada or Arizona or Tijuana.

    So at lease we know the CA legislature has its priorities straight.

  • And here's a final WTF story to end your week on: Peruvian Police have busted a gang that they say was killing people to harvest their body fat.

    Check this out:
    Police say a gang in the Peruvian jungle has been killing people and draining fat from the corpses to sell on the black market for use in cosmetics, although medical experts say they doubt a major market for fat exists.

    Three suspects confessed to killing five people, but the gang may have been involved in dozens more, said Col. Jorge Mejia, chief of Peru's anti-kidnapping police. He said one suspect claimed the gang wasn't the only one doing such killings.
    According to the story, the suspects claim the bottles of liquid human fat they were carrying when they were arrested would fetch $60,000 a gallon on the international market.

    Given that, I'm thinking KU Athletic Director Lew Perkins might want to think twice about firing Coach Mark Mangino. I don't know if they can afford to loose that kind of natural resource.

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  1. there is something to be said for overtesting for things around here,but the timing and the intent is highly questionable.
    p.s. I have some cheap fat for sale

  2. "bottles of fat" ewww, that visual is icky.

  3. Kathleen Sebelius needs to tell that to my aunt who found out on Tuesday that she has stage 3 breast cancer. She's 48 years old.

  4. Thus, do the masses learn that it ain't all peaches and cream when the government takes over. I'll refrain from saying "I told you so," in order to wait for a more opportune time to gloat.


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