3AM presents Real Men of Genius
Real Men of Genius!
Today we salute you...
Mr. Douchey Entitled Prairie Village Teen Driver.
My daddy bought me bitchin' Honda!
Yellow light means floor the accelerator…
You know nothing make you manlier than drag racing a cyclist. And when you swerve into the bike lane, you cockily yell "You're welcome!"
Eat my dust, stoopid cyclist!
And while your over-worked pops has to pay your speeding tickets and your higher insurance rates, being pulled over by the Prairie Village police every time you hit the road is something those Lancer chicks really dig.
They love the bad boy!
Mr. Douchey Entitled Prairie Village Teen Driver!
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