I kind of consider it a failing of the previous generation that I wasn't encouraged more in my early aspirations to become a professional yo-yoer.
I mean, I was pretty good there for a while. Nobody yo'd better than me. They should've looked out for me a little bit. I could've had class. I could have been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum (which is what I am, let's face it).
Ah, for the days before actors routinely chewed through the scenery... Even American Express boy acquitted himself well in that film.
ReplyDeleteAnd by the by, don't blame us for your failings; you GenX kids never wanted to put in the work. Sloths, the lot of you.
I'm too cynical to even think of a decent response to that comment.
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