Reflective Ruminations, by 3 AM

Reflective Ruminations for April 8, 2016

• I think "beaver" is a terrible slang term to use for a woman's … adorable son in the late 1950s.
  
  
• Some people look at a glass and say, "It's not half empty, it's half full." Then they get throat-punched by me.
  
  
• Here's something they won't teach you in History class: GEOMETRY.
  
  
• It doesn't really bother me when people say "et cetera," but I get really annoyed by people who say "et cetera, et cetera.
  
  
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  It seems like we're all putting a LOT of faith in the guy who came up with the original alphabetical order.