"You can act like a man! [slap] What's the matter with you?"
Results:
We guess http://3oclockam.blogspot.com is written by a man (53%), however it's quite gender neutral.
tagged: Friday, blogthing, man, woman, gender, quiz, blog, meme
Friday, November 07, 2008
Friday Blogthing: I have been analyzed
I'm reminded of the immortal words of Don Corleone who said:
"You can act like a man! [slap] What's the matter with you?"
tagged: Friday, blogthing, man, woman, gender, quiz, blog, meme
"You can act like a man! [slap] What's the matter with you?"
tagged: Friday, blogthing, man, woman, gender, quiz, blog, meme
Thursday, November 06, 2008
The more things change
I have said I'm disappointed in the reactions of people to this week's election (and the years of campaigning leading up to it).
I think I should note that I'm not necessarily disappointed in the outcome of the election. It was expected, and I frankly gave up caring about presidential politicians years ago.
But I had been holding out hope that there were more people out there who can see what's happening and care enough to be as upset about it as I am.
In reality, the American people don't want change. They want more of the same.
More government programs to take care of the poor means they don't have to take responsibility for the poor in their own neighborhoods.
More government takeovers of failing industries mean they don't have to deal with the fallout of their own poor decision making.
If we make the government responsible for our health and education, we can go on eating Big Macs and playing Grand Theft Auto 4 until our hearts explode.
We're not responsible for our actions because we are all victims.
I've come to the conclusion, due to lack of evidence to the contrary, that as a society we've reached a tipping point, a critical mass where the number of people demanding that the government do more will continue exponentially to outnumber the people who just want to be left alone.
We will demand more and more from our government in exchange for giving up more and more of our personal freedoms and responsibilities.
And don't kid yourself into thinking this is a Republican/Democrat thing. Both parties are pushing for the erosion of personal freedom, from the constitutional abuses of the Bush administration to the support of domestic spying by congressional democrats (including our president-elect).
Yes. It's a depressing thought.
There are very few options. Either accept it, join the crowd and try to get as much as you can, or ignore it and hope you and your children die before the government goes bankrupt and is bought out by Brawndo - The Thirst Mutilator™.
Of course, on the other hand it might be kind of cool to vote for Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho for president. Now THAT'S change we can believe in.
tagged: election, vote, politicians, change, money, Brawndo
I think I should note that I'm not necessarily disappointed in the outcome of the election. It was expected, and I frankly gave up caring about presidential politicians years ago.
But I had been holding out hope that there were more people out there who can see what's happening and care enough to be as upset about it as I am.
In reality, the American people don't want change. They want more of the same.
More government programs to take care of the poor means they don't have to take responsibility for the poor in their own neighborhoods.
More government takeovers of failing industries mean they don't have to deal with the fallout of their own poor decision making.
If we make the government responsible for our health and education, we can go on eating Big Macs and playing Grand Theft Auto 4 until our hearts explode.
We're not responsible for our actions because we are all victims.
I've come to the conclusion, due to lack of evidence to the contrary, that as a society we've reached a tipping point, a critical mass where the number of people demanding that the government do more will continue exponentially to outnumber the people who just want to be left alone.
We will demand more and more from our government in exchange for giving up more and more of our personal freedoms and responsibilities.
And don't kid yourself into thinking this is a Republican/Democrat thing. Both parties are pushing for the erosion of personal freedom, from the constitutional abuses of the Bush administration to the support of domestic spying by congressional democrats (including our president-elect).
Yes. It's a depressing thought.
There are very few options. Either accept it, join the crowd and try to get as much as you can, or ignore it and hope you and your children die before the government goes bankrupt and is bought out by Brawndo - The Thirst Mutilator™.
Of course, on the other hand it might be kind of cool to vote for Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho for president. Now THAT'S change we can believe in.
tagged: election, vote, politicians, change, money, Brawndo
Wednesday, November 05, 2008
Buddy can you spare some change
At first I thought it was very precious. So cute how everybody was all touchy-feely about what they had done.
It was kind of like being a parent watching the kids open presents on Christmas morning. They get so happy about some cheap plastic trinket that will be broken before the end of January.
You let them have their moment. It's so easy to please them and they don't know any better anyway.
But then I remembered that these aren't children. They're grown adults. They should know better.
I became increasingly disappointed as I read phrases like...
But aside from the fact that by definition history is made every day, the only thing remarkable about this election is that Obama is black.
For some people that's enough. Heck, for some people that's the only thing that matters.
As for history and the big "change" that everyone is expecting, I'm surprised that so many are so naïve to think that any real change will actually happen.
Politicians are still beholden to the money of special interests. With Obama, even more so.
They will promise the voters all kinds of new, expensive programs, inexplicably paid for by lower taxes. With Obama, even more so.
Sure, there has been a change in which party is in control of one of the branches of government. But to accept that as a real change, you have to convince yourself that there is a difference between the two parties, an accomplishment that takes a monumental act of self-deception and willful disregard of history.
It's like a Royals fan, believing each spring that their team will be in a pennant race at the end of the season despite years of evidence to the contrary. The difference is that despite the behavior of the vast majority of the electorate, politicians and news media, this isn't baseball.
If we want real improvement, we need to stop looking at national politics like it's a team sport or the latest season of Dancing with the Stars.
But we don't really want real improvement, do we.
My thoughts to be continued tomorrow...
related:
tagged: election, vote, politicians, change, money,
It was kind of like being a parent watching the kids open presents on Christmas morning. They get so happy about some cheap plastic trinket that will be broken before the end of January.
You let them have their moment. It's so easy to please them and they don't know any better anyway.
But then I remembered that these aren't children. They're grown adults. They should know better.
I became increasingly disappointed as I read phrases like...
I don't think there was a dry eye in the room after Obama's speech.
I watched that speech with tears in my eyes. This is something that people will remember for a very long time. We’ll tell future generations about watching this election and I feel blessed to be a part of it.
This is the most important day in my over half a century on this planet..This is something I don't understand. There are people out there who actually think "history has been made." Mature people, ostensibly rational people who should know better than to make decisions based on emotion. People who are old enough to have learned from the previous seven to 10 elections.
But aside from the fact that by definition history is made every day, the only thing remarkable about this election is that Obama is black.
For some people that's enough. Heck, for some people that's the only thing that matters.
As for history and the big "change" that everyone is expecting, I'm surprised that so many are so naïve to think that any real change will actually happen.
Politicians are still beholden to the money of special interests. With Obama, even more so.
They will promise the voters all kinds of new, expensive programs, inexplicably paid for by lower taxes. With Obama, even more so.
Sure, there has been a change in which party is in control of one of the branches of government. But to accept that as a real change, you have to convince yourself that there is a difference between the two parties, an accomplishment that takes a monumental act of self-deception and willful disregard of history.
It's like a Royals fan, believing each spring that their team will be in a pennant race at the end of the season despite years of evidence to the contrary. The difference is that despite the behavior of the vast majority of the electorate, politicians and news media, this isn't baseball.
If we want real improvement, we need to stop looking at national politics like it's a team sport or the latest season of Dancing with the Stars.
But we don't really want real improvement, do we.
My thoughts to be continued tomorrow...
related:
- Meet the old boss, same as the new boss
- The very model of a modern hypocritical
- Meet the old boss, same as the new boss (Part II)
tagged: election, vote, politicians, change, money,
Tuesday, November 04, 2008
YouTube Tuesday: A tree falls in the forest
Silly as it seems, I suspect this is how 90 percent of voters see their favorite candidates. This is about the level of analysis most people put into their decisions.
Ah well, at least I got a free burnt coffee out of my vote.
tagged: election, vote, coffee, Starbucks, naked campaign,movie, video, YouTube
Ah well, at least I got a free burnt coffee out of my vote.
tagged: election, vote, coffee, Starbucks, naked campaign,movie, video, YouTube
Monday, November 03, 2008
Yachtsee
Now that Halloween is over, it's time to shift our attention to the next task: Christmas shopping.
That's right. Retailers are already putting out Christmas merchandise. And it's a good idea to get as much gift buying out of the way as early as possible. With only 52 days You don't want to be one of those poor schleps doing last minute shopping at the convenience store on Christmas Eve.
Luckily, I learned today that I'll be able to complete a major portion of my Christmas shopping in the next week or so when I buy my Supermodel Wife one of the coolest gifts EVAR!
I just read that former Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein's luxury yacht is now for sale.
I'm tellin' you, it's the perfect gift. Imagine sailing the Persian Gulf in the lap of the luxurious, 270-foot Ocean Breeze. It has too many swimming pools to count, numerous salons, mahogany furniture, big screen TVs, gold and marble accents and more.
There are ornate fountains, gold-tap bathrooms, whirl pools, steam rooms, and hi-tech bathrooms and enough opulent staterooms to sleep 28 people.
This little boat is replete with safety features as well. Cruising the Persian Gulf, for example, your likely to run into your share or pirates. That's where the built-in missile launcher and bullet-proof glass comes in handy
And, if worse comes to worst, you can always escape through the secret passageway to the on-board mini-submarine.
In your face, Dr. Evil!
Oh sure, maybe it does lack a helipad. But in this day and age, with the economy in the shape it's in, a helipad might seem a bit ostentatious. We're noting if not understated at the emawkc household.
And and at a paltry $35 million, this boat is a bargain!
tagged: Iraq, Saddam Hussein, yacht, Ocean Breeze, sale
That's right. Retailers are already putting out Christmas merchandise. And it's a good idea to get as much gift buying out of the way as early as possible. With only 52 days You don't want to be one of those poor schleps doing last minute shopping at the convenience store on Christmas Eve.
Luckily, I learned today that I'll be able to complete a major portion of my Christmas shopping in the next week or so when I buy my Supermodel Wife one of the coolest gifts EVAR!
I just read that former Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein's luxury yacht is now for sale.I'm tellin' you, it's the perfect gift. Imagine sailing the Persian Gulf in the lap of the luxurious, 270-foot Ocean Breeze. It has too many swimming pools to count, numerous salons, mahogany furniture, big screen TVs, gold and marble accents and more.
There are ornate fountains, gold-tap bathrooms, whirl pools, steam rooms, and hi-tech bathrooms and enough opulent staterooms to sleep 28 people.
This little boat is replete with safety features as well. Cruising the Persian Gulf, for example, your likely to run into your share or pirates. That's where the built-in missile launcher and bullet-proof glass comes in handy
And, if worse comes to worst, you can always escape through the secret passageway to the on-board mini-submarine.In your face, Dr. Evil!
Oh sure, maybe it does lack a helipad. But in this day and age, with the economy in the shape it's in, a helipad might seem a bit ostentatious. We're noting if not understated at the emawkc household.And and at a paltry $35 million, this boat is a bargain!
tagged: Iraq, Saddam Hussein, yacht, Ocean Breeze, sale
Friday, October 31, 2008
Thursday, October 30, 2008
Friday Blogthing: Mummy's the word
I don't think I can agree with this. I tend not to get too wrapped up in Halloween costumes.
tagged: Friday, blogthing, Halloween, costume, mummy, quiz, blog, meme
You Should Be a Mummy |
 You are seen as exotic and mysterious. You keep people guessing. You see Halloween as a time that you can defy expectations and show a different part of yourself. You love to try to frighten people. You enjoy being a little creepy, especially on Halloween. You enjoy breaking taboos and challenging what people are comfortable with. If that's scary, so be it! |
tagged: Friday, blogthing, Halloween, costume, mummy, quiz, blog, meme
The Undeciders
There's been a lot of invective thrown around the blogiverse about undecided voters.
Incredulous statements have come from both fake sides of the fake political coin. People just don't get how someone can be undecided in a campaign that has lasted two years and wasted billions of dollars.
People like Opinionatrix are fed up with undecided voters' reluctance to buy the steaming pile of monkey crap being flung by the McCain and Obama campaigns:
This is the dilemma we have. Both candidates are horrible. Neither one has more executive experience than my left nut. Each says he's different from the other guy, but they aren't really.
They both think that only the government can save Americans from certain doom. They both want to take more of your money to do it. Remind me again which one of these guys voted AGAINST giving a babbillion dollars to the people most responsible for the current economic melt down.
If either one, when elected, takes any steps to restore constitutional rights abused by the current administration (with full complicity of the Democratic majority in Congress) I'll eat my hat.
So given this Sophie's Choice of an election, my biggest question is how can anyone be so gung-ho about their candidate as to mock the people who are trying to decide whether they want to take a kick in the crotch or punch in the pubes.
The answer of course is that most people who have already decided, decided before they knew anything about either candidate. They're voting for their candidate for the same reason that drunk rowdy football fans cheer for their teams.
Sounds very intellectual and sophisticated, doesn't it?
tagged: election, politics, David Sedaris, Obama, McCain
Incredulous statements have come from both fake sides of the fake political coin. People just don't get how someone can be undecided in a campaign that has lasted two years and wasted billions of dollars.
People like Opinionatrix are fed up with undecided voters' reluctance to buy the steaming pile of monkey crap being flung by the McCain and Obama campaigns:
"In an adult undecided voter it’s a downright stupid and attention getting ploy... Unfortunately for you guys, the rest of us have already mastered the skill of decision making and are thus a bit ahead in the game of life."Then there's the oft-quoted David Sedaris, who I'll quote here because everyone else has:
I think of being on an airplane. The flight attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and, eventually, parks it beside my seat. “Can I interest you in the chicken?” she asks. “Or would you prefer the platter of shit with bits of broken glass in it?”I think Mr. Sedaris is the one who is confused. His metaphor would be more accurate if the flight attendant were offering a choice between a shit platter on the one hand and a bowl of warmed up shit soup with a side of crap crackers on the other.
To be undecided in this election is to pause for a moment and then ask how the chicken is cooked.
I mean, really, what’s to be confused about?
This is the dilemma we have. Both candidates are horrible. Neither one has more executive experience than my left nut. Each says he's different from the other guy, but they aren't really.
They both think that only the government can save Americans from certain doom. They both want to take more of your money to do it. Remind me again which one of these guys voted AGAINST giving a babbillion dollars to the people most responsible for the current economic melt down.
If either one, when elected, takes any steps to restore constitutional rights abused by the current administration (with full complicity of the Democratic majority in Congress) I'll eat my hat.
So given this Sophie's Choice of an election, my biggest question is how can anyone be so gung-ho about their candidate as to mock the people who are trying to decide whether they want to take a kick in the crotch or punch in the pubes.
The answer of course is that most people who have already decided, decided before they knew anything about either candidate. They're voting for their candidate for the same reason that drunk rowdy football fans cheer for their teams.
Sounds very intellectual and sophisticated, doesn't it?
tagged: election, politics, David Sedaris, Obama, McCain
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
As bad as a monkey shit fight at the zoo
Meesha's post pointing out the hypocrisy of both side of the current farce of an election was linked today by Midtown Miscreant, who added as commentary
tagged: election, politics, McCain, Obama, dog shit, feces
"Soon they will resort to throwing shit at one another like ill mannered monkeys.."In yet another election-related public service, I just wanted to point out that the shit-throwing scenario has already happened.
A man was ticketed for unlawful dumping after admitting to putting dog feces in his neighbor's truck for political reasons. Police Sgt. Jerry Edblad said a 19-year-old St. Cloud man told police he has found small baggies of dog feces in the back of his pickup truck for the past few weeks.Donald Esmay told KNSI-AM the feces started appearing in his truck right after he put a 2-foot-by-4-foot McCain sign there.
He and his family watched the truck trying to catch the culprit, but didn't have any luck until Wednesday when his mother and brother saw someone from the neighborhood.
They confronted the 45-year-old man, who admitted to it and said it was childish.
When police later spoke with the neighbor, Edblad said he told officers he did it because he "hates McCain."
The unlawful dumping ticket comes with a $183 fine.
tagged: election, politics, McCain, Obama, dog shit, feces
YouTube Tuesday: Off Target
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