That's right. Retailers are already putting out Christmas merchandise. And it's a good idea to get as much gift buying out of the way as early as possible. With only 52 days You don't want to be one of those poor schleps doing last minute shopping at the convenience store on Christmas Eve.
Luckily, I learned today that I'll be able to complete a major portion of my Christmas shopping in the next week or so when I buy my Supermodel Wife one of the coolest gifts EVAR!
I just read that former Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein's luxury yacht is now for sale.I'm tellin' you, it's the perfect gift. Imagine sailing the Persian Gulf in the lap of the luxurious, 270-foot Ocean Breeze. It has too many swimming pools to count, numerous salons, mahogany furniture, big screen TVs, gold and marble accents and more.
There are ornate fountains, gold-tap bathrooms, whirl pools, steam rooms, and hi-tech bathrooms and enough opulent staterooms to sleep 28 people.
This little boat is replete with safety features as well. Cruising the Persian Gulf, for example, your likely to run into your share or pirates. That's where the built-in missile launcher and bullet-proof glass comes in handy
And, if worse comes to worst, you can always escape through the secret passageway to the on-board mini-submarine.In your face, Dr. Evil!
Oh sure, maybe it does lack a helipad. But in this day and age, with the economy in the shape it's in, a helipad might seem a bit ostentatious. We're noting if not understated at the emawkc household.And and at a paltry $35 million, this boat is a bargain!
tagged: Iraq, Saddam Hussein, yacht, Ocean Breeze, sale
Why are there, like, 800 pillows on all of the couches, but none on the bed?
ReplyDeleteThat master suite needs remodelling before I'd even think of spending more than $30 mill on it. That decor is fucking awful!
But I wouldn't pass up an invite if you do get it for Christmas! Maybe the guest suites are more tasteful than the master suite...