The bitter shrew even went so far as to put forth an ordinance banning public nudity. The town council of Brattleboro discussed the ordinance earlier this week for about five minutes before politely declining to take action.
The level-headed town council saw it the way I saw it:
"Winter is coming. If spring comes and we still have a problem, we'll take another look at it," said Select Board Chairman Steve Steidle.According to the Associated Press, the burg has a history of freedom with the human form, being very open to public nudity, clothing-optional swimming and other events.
In fact, there is even an event known as "Breast Fest," with women parading topless.
In related news, I've decided to buy a summer home in Brattleboro, Vermont.
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