YouTube Tuesday: Office Invention

In case you haven't heard, our good friend Joe, former proprietor of Hip Suburban White Guy, recently got a new gig at a new cube farm.

It turns out his new gig isn't as, well, demanding of his time. Which leaves him a few minutes throughout the day to focus his creative energies to solving humanity's pressing concerns... like finding a cheap source of perpetual energy.

He sent me this video of his latest scale model. Well done, sir!

Reflective Ruminations, by 3 AM

Reflective Ruminations for April 8, 2016

• I think "beaver" is a terrible slang term to use for a woman's … adorable son in the late 1950s.
  
  
• Some people look at a glass and say, "It's not half empty, it's half full." Then they get throat-punched by me.
  
  
• Here's something they won't teach you in History class: GEOMETRY.
  
  
• It doesn't really bother me when people say "et cetera," but I get really annoyed by people who say "et cetera, et cetera.
  
  
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  It seems like we're all putting a LOT of faith in the guy who came up with the original alphabetical order.

YouTube Tuesday: Toon time

If you weren't around in the '80s, or if you were but you weren't of cartoon-watching age, here's everything you need to know about every Saturday morning cartoon...

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