Thursday, August 30, 2007

3A.M. Poll: What is your favorite thing to say to a cop who has pulled you over?

This was ganked from an email I recently received, but still worth considering.

I haven't had a traffic ticket in at least 10 years (we'll not counting parking tickets). I attribute that to my Rico Suavé-esque way of talking my way out of trouble (without offering sexual favors, you cheeky monkey).

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  1. Girl - I know why you pulled me over!
    Cop - why?
    Girl - You wanted to ask me to the officers ball!
    Cop - Police officers don't have balls.

    turns, walks away, no ticket.

  2. "I'll take a large cherry coke and some onion rings"


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