I haven't had a traffic ticket in at least 10 years (we'll not counting parking tickets). I attribute that to my Rico Suavé-esque way of talking my way out of trouble (without offering sexual favors, you cheeky monkey).
tagged: police, cops, ticket, Barney, Andy, poll, vote
Girl - I know why you pulled me over!
ReplyDeleteCop - why?
Girl - You wanted to ask me to the officers ball!
Cop - Police officers don't have balls.
turns, walks away, no ticket.
"I'll take a large cherry coke and some onion rings"
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