Thursday, June 11, 2009

Top Ten Thursday: Street Name entendres

I know this is childish and immature, but then so is 90 percent of what's out there on the Internet.

It struck me the other day while driving back from the Great White Northland that there are a lot of streets/roads/highways around the KC Metro area that -- in a certain frame of mind anyway -- have vaguely dirty sounding names.

So that led me to compile this week's Top Ten Thursday category:
Top Ten KC Metro Area Street Names That Sound Vaguely Dirty
10) Congress Street

9) Springhorn Lane

8) Dickman Avenue

7) Eaton Street

6) Bushman Drive

5) Woodend Drive

4) Hancock Avenue

3) Longwood Avenue

2) Johnson Drive

1) 69 Highway
Honorable mention goes to Beaver Drive up in Cowgill, Mo.

Okay pervs, submit to the comments any streets I missed.

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6 comments:

  1. Why did you have to put my street on there?

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  2. The best is the intersection of Long and Johnson.

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  3. Sorry, The D. I honestly thought you still lived on Tea Bag Circle.

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  4. just have a kid 2-3 weeks ago?

    so, aren't you 'bout 3 weeks out from having sex again?

    ; ' )


    jes' sayin'....

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  5. I know this is childish and immature, but then so is 90 percent of what's out there on the Internet.

    Only 90%?

    Which internet are you using?

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