Anyway, I hadn't seen Kyle in a few weeks, maybe even a month, so it surprised me to see that he had grown a goatee.
Then it struck me. Remember all of those old Star Trek episodes where the crew would enter some kind of alternate universe and meet their evil doubles, and you could tell which one was the evil Capt. Kirk because he had a goatee?
Same thing happened with Kyle. Turns out it was the Evil Kyle, and I bumped into him as he was planning to take over as evil overlord. The only problem is that the Evil Kyle really isn't that much more evil than the ordinary, everyday Kyle.
So Kyle, in an effort to help your career as an evil overlord, here's a link to some helpful advice from Peter Anspach, an aspiring evil overlord himself.
Here are a couple of my favorites:
- "My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear plexiglass visors, not face-concealing ones." (That's just obvious)
- "I will make sure that my doomsday device is up to code and properly grounded." (Good advice for all do-it-yourself projects)
- "I will not gloat over my enemies' predicament before killing them." (Mama always said good manners were important)
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