Thursday, November 01, 2007

Book Report: No Country for Old Men

Title: No Country for Old Men

Author: Cormac McCarthy

Synopsis:
While hunting in the West Texas wilderness, Llewelyn Moss stumbles upon the bloody scene of a drug deal gone bad. Invoking the "Finders Keepers" clause, he claims $2 million in cash (but leaves the heroin). He gets more than he expects when the Mexican drug cartel sends Anton Chigurh - a psychopath who is not quite as dangerous as the Bubonic Plague - to reclaim the money and "product."

My thoughts:
Since reading McCarthy's Pulitzer Prize winning The Road, I've been working my way through the McCarthy library. My goal was to finish No Country for Old Men before the motion picture release later this month.

It turns out that wasn't a problem. Like The Road, No Country is a very quick read at just over 300 pages. But while the book showcases McCarthy's gift for language, it wasn't as emotionally satisfying as The Road. I wasn't left with the sense of stunned awe after turning the last page as I was with The Road.

That said, No Country for Old Men is still and amazing work. It examines the old proverb that "No good deed ever goes unpunished." When the central character Llewelyn Moss stumbles upon the drug deal gone bad and the accompanying $2 million in untraceable cash (well, nearly untraceable), all he has to do is let a man die alone and walk away rich.

His better angels take over though, and he returns to the scene to give the dying man a drink of water. For this, he is rewarded with being chased through the desert by drug traffickers who have come to collect the money.

This sets up the major plot line for the novel, and McCarthy describes the chase with all the physical and psychological detail to which I've come accustomed through reading his other works (though stylistically McCarthy is in his Hemingway mode rather than his Faulkner mode). Anton Chigurh follows Moss and the money, leaving a trail of blown out door locks and blown out brains across the plains of west Texas, while Sheriff Ed Tom Bell tracks the carnage trying to figure out what kind of person could do such evil but questioning whether he really wants to catch up with the assassin.

I give McCarthy credit for not pulling punches in the story (although by now I know McCarthy pulls no punches when it comes to death and violent imagery). In the end, Chigurh catches up with Moss, kills him, takes the money and gets away. We are then treated to a chilling scene where Chigurh, for no reason other than his demented psychosis, kills Moss's widow because he told Moss he would.

No, it's not a happy ending (Oh, by the way, SPOILER ALERT!!! Heh, little late with that, sorry).

In the denouement, Sheriff Bell retires when he is unable to prevent the bloodbath or bring Chigurh to justice (or even identify who Chigurh is). He retires because it really has become no country for old men. Bell (and McCarthy?) suspects the moral decline and growing violence of the world around him is irreversible.
"It starts when you begin to overlook bad manners. Any time you quit hearin Sir and Mam the end is pretty much in sight."
My biggest problem with the book is that there are a couple of pretty big plot holes. One is, why did Moss, after taking the money, decide to risk discovery by returning to the scene? I suppose it was because he felt conflicted about leaving someone to die thirsty and alone, but this humanitarian action doesn't seem consistent with his later actions. I can live with this since it sets up the conflict and action for the rest of the story.

My bigger gripe is with the Moss's death scene, or rather the lack of one. We are brought to the scene after the fact with the character of Sheriff Bell. I just think that after investing so much to develop Moss's character, he deserved a better, more detailed death sequence.

Still this is a profound and disturbing book, well written and very approachable. I hope the Coen brothers have done it justice (and from what I've read, they have).

Rating: Recommended.

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Tuesday, October 30, 2007

YouTube Tuesday: Death is my co-pilot

This edition of YouTube Tuesday comes from the creators of the Chad Vader series to celebrate tomorrow's holiday.



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Friday, October 26, 2007

Jumping on the bandwagon

Since all the cool kids are doing it, I'll do this week's Friday Feast:
Appetizer
Name a great website you would recommend to others.
I'll go with the aptly named KillSomeTime.com for obvious reasons.

Soup
On a scale of 1-10 (with 10 as highest), how often do you dream at night?
Well, I think I only dream about one night a week, so I'll give a ranking of 2. Of course, I dream every afternoon when I fall asleep under my desk (It's that recurring dream where your standing naked atop an Incan pyramid while thousands of naked women throw pickles at you. Everybody has that dream, right? RIGHT!?)

Salad
Did you have a pet as a child? If so, what kind and what was its name?
We had a Basset Hound that we called Soli because we couldn't pronounce the name my parents gave her: Solzhenitsyn (after the Russian author). I also had two goldfish named Fin and Gil.

Main Course
If you had the chance to star in a commercial, what would you choose to advertise?
Easy, I'd advertise Trojan Magnum XL Condoms.

Dessert
What is your favorite kind of hard candy?
Crystal Meth.


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Friday Blogthing: I was hoping for Blacula

I wanted to be the funkiest vampire ever, but this quiz has cursed me with the name of an upper-lower-middle class pop culture hero.

DOH!

Your Vampire Name Is...

Homer the Vile


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Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Random Photo VI: Baptistery in Pisa

Browsing through the photo library the other day after adding the latest from our digital camera I came across this forgotten shot of the Baptistery in Pisa.

Though not as famous as its leaning neighbor, it's still part of a great architectural composition at the Piazza dei Miracoli, and it does lean slightly (though not as much as the famous bell tower).



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Prepare for glory!


My fellow Latinos make no mistake: Events of the past week are a victory for Latinos everywhere!

The despot Francis Semler may still be the ruler of the Kansas City Parks Board, but we have demonstrated that the men and women of La Raza submit to no ruler.

By withholding our support for the NCLR convention, we have proven that although there may be only 300 of us on the Westside, we are more than a match for the godless heathens in the Mayor's office.

And this is only the beginning of the fight! Soon, the world will know that free men stood against a tyrant, that few stood against many, and that before this battle is over, even a god-king can bleed.

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Tuesday, October 23, 2007

YouTube Tuesday: Ballad of the Noob

Today's edition of YouTube Tuesday is in honor of the recent news article that there are more World of Warcraft players in the USA than there are farmers.

If you don't know what World of Warcraft is, or if you don't get a half the jargon in this clip, don't worry. It probably means you're a functioning, productive member of society.



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Monday, October 22, 2007

Back on the chain gang

First let me say it sucked to be back at work. I had about 250 unread emails in my inbox, the last couple of dozen from our email administrator robot telling me that my inbox is full and has been shut down.

But, luckily after a week off I'm re-energized and up to task of cleaning it out. And while I have a few minutes over lunch I thought I'd give a quick bullet point recap of last week:
  • While taking the week off is inherently good, there are a few things I would recommend NOT doing on your vacation:

    1. Waiting on hold with TimeWarnerCable for an hour and a half to get your home email situation figured out since you lost all your account information in the infamous computer crash of 2007.
    2. Having your teeth cleaned (not that there's anything wrong with having your teeth cleaned other than the sharpened steel implements being jammed into your gums... it's just that you don't want to take time out of your vacation to do this).
    3. Taking your dog to the vet and learning that you need to collect a "fecal sample" and bring it back. I mean come on, isn't that what I'm paying the vet for?

  • My Supermodel Wife and I tried on several occasions to go see a movie only to learn that there are no movies worth seeing, with the possible exception of 3:10 to Yuma which we could never work in schedule-wise. So we just went back to the house of a little "afternoon delight" (wink wink, nudge nudge).

  • We had lunch one day at the new Blue Koi location on Mission Road. Just as good as the original in my opinion.

  • I picked up a copy of No Country for Old Men last Friday and had torn through it by Tuesday evening. Great read, very approachable. My only complaint is that McCarthy took the easy way out on some of the plot points. But I can't wait for the movie to come out next month.


  • Friday was my kid's class field trip to the Agricultural Hall of Fame in Bonner Springs. More on that later, but it was nice to have a family day together.
Well, that's about it. Doesn't sound like much, but it was great to be able to decompress after several months of high-intensity work shite.

It's back to the grind now, and back to providing top-quality blog entertainment to the adoring masses.

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Friday, October 19, 2007

Friday Blogthing: Illegal Alien

I don't know whether I'm an according-to-Hoyle alien, but I've always suspected that strange growth on the back of my neck to be some kind of alien parasite.

You Are an Alien

You're so strange, people occasionally wonder if you're from another world.
You don't try to be different, but you see most things from a very unique, very offbeat perspective.
Brilliant to the point of genius, you definitely have some advanced intelligence going on.
No matter what circles you travel in, you always feel like a stranger. And it's a feeling you've learned to like.

Your greatest power: Your superhuman brain

Your greatest weakness: Your lack of empathy - you just don't get humans

You play well with: Zombies


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Tuesday, October 16, 2007

YouTube Tuesday: Sweet Caroline

What could be more fun on your vacation than a Neil Diamond sing-along?

That's right: An ironic, hipster Neil Diamond sing-along!



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