Friday, October 26, 2007

Jumping on the bandwagon

Since all the cool kids are doing it, I'll do this week's Friday Feast:
Name a great website you would recommend to others.
I'll go with the aptly named for obvious reasons.

On a scale of 1-10 (with 10 as highest), how often do you dream at night?
Well, I think I only dream about one night a week, so I'll give a ranking of 2. Of course, I dream every afternoon when I fall asleep under my desk (It's that recurring dream where your standing naked atop an Incan pyramid while thousands of naked women throw pickles at you. Everybody has that dream, right? RIGHT!?)

Did you have a pet as a child? If so, what kind and what was its name?
We had a Basset Hound that we called Soli because we couldn't pronounce the name my parents gave her: Solzhenitsyn (after the Russian author). I also had two goldfish named Fin and Gil.

Main Course
If you had the chance to star in a commercial, what would you choose to advertise?
Easy, I'd advertise Trojan Magnum XL Condoms.

What is your favorite kind of hard candy?
Crystal Meth.

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  1. The Trojan Magnum doesn't need advertising, those with the need find them. I was using Hefty bags until I found the Magnum.

  2. I use lamb skin or nothing at all, which is how I am able to challenge Derrick Thomas's record of bastard children.

  3. I love these thngs! I am going to do ths one too!


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