Tuesday, April 03, 2007

Volunteer opportunity

Tony at TKC tipped me (no homo) to this news item:

In the interest of community service, I would like to hereby humbly volunteer to donate my valuable time to this very worthwhile cause. I know that it will be a sacrifice to spend hours pouring over "adult literature" and documenting abuses at the area porn shops and strip clubs.

It will mean many nights spent away from my family and in the company of drunks and topless dancers, but if it means a better tomorrow for our fair city, I'm willing to accept this burden.

So I'll meet the rest of you at Diamond Joe's Friday night?

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  1. Sign me up! I do my best investigating at Diamond Joe's during the world famous TDO! (Table Dance Only)

  2. I love Diamond Joe's - alcohol,steak, and g-strings. And you're right, it will be a sacrifice, but I'll volunteer to check out the porn shops too ;)

  3. Porn and Strippers! Count me in!

  4. I too would like to join this noble delegation...


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