So I caught this article about a UK guy who bet some bookies 10 years ago that he could live to be 100 years old. He won $50 grand yesterday when he celebrated his 100th birthday.
I can see some pros and cons to this.
The pros of course are that the dude is still alive and $50k richer. The con is, how much fun can a 100-year-old have with $50,000. I mean c'mon, he's 100 freakin' years old.
So for this to work for me, I would have to bet on someone else living to be 100. After all, I want my $50 large now, not 70 years from now. And the only guy I know who's even close to 100 years old is Xavier Onassis. He might have a shot at making it, too. Hell, he already quit smoking.
The other option is my favorite geezer Larry Moore. I'm not sure how old he is, but by the looks of him he can't be too far from the century mark. And I hear that there are a lot of preservatives in all of that makeup and hair "product". Plus, everyone knows that the annoying people are always the ones who tend to stick around the longest.
Anyway, I'm calling the bookies tonight to find out what kind of odds I can get. Want in on the action?
tagged: age wager, Alec Holden, Larry Moore, 100, get rich, UK, bet, bookie
You might have better luck with Walt Bodine, I heard he even interviewed Jesus
ReplyDeleteGood idea Sassy, but I thought Bodine passed 100, like, 50 years ago.
ReplyDelete"Plus, everyone knows that the annoying people are always the ones who tend to stick around the longest."
ReplyDeleteThat's why I'll live forever!
Asshole! LOL!