Hard to find

Australian police recently arrested a man on drunk driving charges.

I know what you're thinking, "An Aussie was drunk? Really? What is the world coming to?"

Ironically, the guy would have gotten away with it if he hadn't stopped the police to ask directions to Ayers Rock, the well-known 1,100-foot high landmark that he was 100 yards away from.

It got me wondering what else this poor schmuck might have trouble finding. I came up with this partial list:

• The Grand Canyon
• The Great Wall of China
• The Mississippi River
• Mount Everest
• his own ass
• a clue

If you can think of anything else, add it in the comments.

tagged: Austrailia, drunk, Ayers Rock, Uluru, Grand Canyon, Great Wall of China, Mount Everest, Mississippi River