The fact that I would use the word "labyrinth" shows how desperate my situation is.
Name pimpifier www.playerappreciate.com is an example of a website that provides just such a service. Now when I go slap down my bitches in the hood, I will be know as "D. Magical L. Dazzle."
Here's what the pimpifier told me:
"One of the things most hype about being an elevated player is having a name that mothafuckas respect. It's that one thing that punks who don't have your money always remember to yell while you're beating them down. "No D. Magical L. Dazzle! Please don't beat me down D. Magical L. Dazzle! I left my money in my other pants D. Magical L. Dazzle!"So what's your pimp name, big daddy?
See what I mean?"
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