Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Casting Call

I just read The D's Awesome® post about the upcoming movie remake of The A-Team.

The D gives a great (as far as I know) suggestion for the cast of the movie:
  • Col. John "Hannibal" Smith = Bruce Willis
  • Lt. Templeton "Faceman" Peck = Matthew McConaughey
  • Capt. H.M. "Howling Mad" Murdock = Woody Harrelson
  • Bosco B.A.(Bad Attitude) Baracus = Michael Clark Duncan
  • Hot chick that needs their help (you know there has to be one) = Megan Fox
These are great picks, and I probably couldn't improve upon them. So I'll take a bit of a different approach in my casting call.

I'll pick Bloggers to play the lead roles in the film:
  • Col. John "Hannibal" Smith = The D himself (The Man, The Myth, The Legend!) He does have previous military experience, which will come in handy.
  • Lt. Templeton “Faceman” Peck = Chimpotle (changes his blog template like most people change underwear. Not me of course, since I don't wear underwear).
  • Capt. H.M. “Howling Mad” Murdock = Happy In Bag (that dood is craaazy!)
  • Bosco B.A.(Bad Attitude) Baracus = Is there anyone with a worse attitude than Xavier Onassizzle, the Hip(hop) Suburban White Guy? I think not.
  • Hot chick that needs their help (you know there has to be one) = Gotta go with Spyder, the nicest, sexiest chick out there (after my Supermodel Wife, of course).
I'll leave it up to you guys to fill in some of the minor roles, such as Col. Roderick Decker (the guy who's always trying to catch those crazy A-Team kids) and Narrator (the guy who narrates).

Okay, who are you're nominations?

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  1. If Greg was still here, he would be B.A. XO would be Hannibal because I bet he can smoke a mean cigar, Brad would be Face because he's the best looking blogger in our group, and you would be Murdoch.

    Notice I didn't say you were crazy... I just implied it.

  2. LOL! Are you a "sycophantic suckup" or being nice? See you Wednesday? LOL!!!

  3. For damsel in distress, I'd say The D would fit the bill.

  4. I nominate myself for the role of the extra with no name who gets blown up simply for being in the wrong place at the wrong time. Oh, and for being so fucking cool.

  5. Stinkbait,

    That reminds me that I always thought the TV series A-Team was kind of lame that nobody ever got killed.

    Sure people would be blown up on occasion, but it was always getting blown into the air, as opposed to getting blown to bits.

    And nobody ever got shot. I mean, for a crack commando team, those guys never once hit a human target. Terrible marksmanship.


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