If only he would have checked with the Inkernetz before dropping 80-large on "personal gratification services" over the past few years. We could have helped him. All that is water under the Chappaquiddick causeway. But in the interest of helping future philanderers, this week's poll focuses on alternatives that Gov. Spitzer could have pursued.
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That goes towards his wife who stands next to him during the press and any other time looking like an idiot.
He couldn't have written a check to 'cash' which would have been WAY easier (and not made him an interesting part of a federal investigation) for everyone involved?
I am the last person on the planet that doesn't recognize some messin' around happens with certain ramifications. Say it with me: Ram-i-fi-ca-tions. So fun!
So stupid. His wife needs to beat the crap outta him and then walk out.