And since I riffed severely on the state of New Jersey when they were going through their state motto crisis, I thought I'd try to give equal time to Kansas City, Mo. So here are a few lame thoughts to go with the lame thoughts posted as comments to The Star's article:
- Kansas City: Jazz + Funk = Junk.
- Kansas City, leading the way in steel-plated streets since 1993.
- Kansas City, the loosest slots aren't in the casinos, they're in Westport
- Kansas City: In Your Face, Omaha!