I don't think I've ever done one of these before, so this is a first for me. I picked this one up from Joel, who got it from JD, who got it from Mike, who got it from... well you get the idea. It's like and STD.
Emawkc A-Z
Accent: None. Only foreigners have accents. You know, people from North Dakota.
Booze: Boulevard Wheat, '97 Brunello, Manhattan served up with two cherries.
Chore I hate: Well "hate" is a pretty strong word, but I could do without cleaning the gutters.
Dog or cat: Dog definitely. Jack Russell Terrier to be exact.
Essential electronics: iPod and electric nose hair clippers.
Favorite Cologne: The Beach, by Kramer.
Gold or Silver: Black gold, oil that is. Texas tea.
Hometown: Born Wakeeney. Graduated high school in Marion (not Merriam, or Marysville or St. Marys)
Insomnia: Not one of Al Pacino's better efforts, although it was nice to see Robin Williams make a break from the zany characters we were used to seeing him play...
Job Title: Assistant urinal cake changer.
Kids: One (that I know of).
Living arrangements: A cage in the basement.
Most admirable traits: 12-inch penis and self-deprecating sense of humor
Not going to cop to: Lying about my penis size.
Overnight hospital stays: none (yet).
Phobias: Carney folk. You know, small hands, smell like cabbage.
Quote: "The problem with socialism is that people like to own stuff" -- Frank Zappa
Religion: Snake Dancer.
Siblings: Two sisters, one bro, millions of kindred spirits.
Time I wake up: After my first cup of Senseo
Unusual talent or skill: I won more than seven all-you-can-eat chicken wings eating contests
Vegetable I love: Filet Mignon.
Worst habit: Entering all-you-can-eat chicken wings eating contests.
X-rays: I had my head x-rayed. They didn't find anything.
Yummy foods I make: I can smoke a mean Boston Butt.
Zodiac sign: Libra, for what it's worth.
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Oh! Candy! That's fun! May I?
ReplyDeleteDude, that's my favorite vegetable too!
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